December 2010
As is typical,
the Pope stayed above the fray
and did not comment.
– HaikuLeaks Turns the Wikileaks Cables Into Poetry (via urlesque)
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it's funny how much i've taken to bitching about...
okay, so. i have bad luck. always have. except when it comes to card games, i’m exceptionally good at those. but when it really matters, i’m always the one to take the fall down the stairs, take the blame, and have everyone hate me for stuff i didn’t do and whatnot. life hates hates me, without reason. what the hell did i do to deserve such crappy luck?
like just today. i woke...
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You are waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where...
– Mal, Inception
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i fell. HA HA BLOODY HA.
i fell and almost killed myself just now. and my dad just finds it OHSOHILARIOUSHAHAHAHALOLOLOLIJUSTPISSEDMYSELF. why? why do you find joy in seeing people fall and kill themselves? stop it. you asshole. >:U i mean, that freaking hurt. </3 ihu.
so go ahead. laugh. I’M NOT THE ONE WHO’S GONNA PAY THE HOSPITAL BILL. D<
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wow. and i thought this was gonna turn into a...
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I STILL DON'T GET THE ENDING.
okay. so i totally watched my second favourite movie, Inception, today.
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twice.
BUT I STILL DON’T GET THE MOTHERFUCKING, SON OF A BITCH ENDING. D<
i mean, does that mean cobb is still in limbo and everything just went to hell?
seriously?
WHAT THE FUCK, CHRISTOPHER NOLAN. WHAT THE FUCK.
lol jk ilu.
but, HONESTLY.
you know what i hate? those stupid ” ohitwasjustadream...
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terribleangels asked: so. asking yourself a question, huh? isn't that just a little bit deperate?
terribleangels asked: so. asking yourself a question, huh? isn't that just a little bit deperate?
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ooooh, what does THIS do?! C'B
chatbox: hello, i'm mister chatbox.
chatbox: i have an annoyingly english accent..
chatbox: ...
chatbox: would you like some scones? fresh out of the oven ~
ceilingcat: / chucks bricks at
terribleangles: /totally becoming a tumblr whore ¬ u ¬ ;
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Anonymous asked: I was checking the availability of this username and I arrived here 10 seconds after you posted your first post. Oh well. Greetings :)
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HELLO MY NAME IS EITJEUTHUHWUI. PLEASED TO MEET...
but on another note.
tumblr. you confuse me.
i’mma need to get the hang of this.
but in the meantime, let me just say how excited i am about joining this site.
I CAN’T EVEN CONVEY.
as they say, a picture’s worth a thousand words:
Anonymous asked: I was checking the availability of this username and I arrived here 10 seconds after you posted your first post. Oh well. Greetings :)
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
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